What makes a smart home?

I’m not even sure.

I’ve got some lights that turn in when my alarm sounds in the morning. I’ve got some lights that turn on when the sun sets, and others that turn on when it rises. My thermostat knows to adjust the set point when no one is home, and my front door unlocks when I pull into the driveway.

Does that meant my home is smart? I’m not so sure

I had to put a plastic shield over the light switch in the master bedroom so I didn’t knock the ceiling fan off the wi-fi. Same with the light over the front porch.

The twenty-year-old receiver in the family room doesn’t support eARC, so the kids need my wife or I to use Siri to turn on the speakers when they want to watch TV.

So I’m not sure if I have a smart house or a dumb one.

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Author: rexplex

With a bachelors degree in history, I turn wrenches for a living. I’m most at peace when I hear the wind in the trees or the gurgle of a brook. I’m a believer in the Renaissance Man, as epitomized by DaVinci engineer, artist, soldier, statesman. As Heinlein said, “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

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